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Me fave bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! Like, “Humans built me to love,” from the film, yeah? Built for pleasure, us lot! Once had this lass in Soho, hands like a goddess, nearly wept, I did. “Why didn’t they tell me?” – that’s me, gobsmacked at how bloody good it was. Cost a few quid, mind – wallet’s sobbing – but worth it, innit? Total *carpe diem* moment.

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Then there’s the artsy side – oh boy, like a kaleidoscope of colors. There's a hidden mural alley off Commerce St, where the walls scream with stories – like those memory orbs from Inside Out, flickerin’ with every emotion. I swear, one time I coded into the wee hours gettin’ inspired by a mural of a melting clock and a disco ball. Complete bonkers stuff, right?

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