Lina Somerton Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and the beds—creaky as hell! Squeak-squeak, like a bloody chorus. Made me giggle, but also—fuckin’ hell—fix ‘em! Brothels got charm tho fuckin’ chaos, mate. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But who cares? I’d shag there again—worth it for the stories. Cheers!

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Set on a sq m block, the licensed premises is home to Studio Honeys, and features in-room spas, an introduction room, reception area, staff.

So y’all, if you ever wander into Somerton (us), open yer heart and let even the smallest detail hit ya. Every corner’s got a story, and every story’s got a piece of my puzzlin’ soul. Enjoy the ride, laugh at the madness, get angry at the nonsense, and remember—like they say in that movie, “The past is never dead.” It’s all here, in every crack on the sidewalk. How’s that workin’ for ya?

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