Lina Ponchatoula Whore ❤️

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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” bizness – whoops, I mean *HODL*, damn autocorrect! Nah, I’m talkin’ crypto here, ‘kay? Bitcoin’s that big sexy beast, right? Been analyzin’ it like I’m some Wall Street hotshot – mmm, donuts… Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, Bitcoin! It’s wild, man, like that whale in *Leviathan* – “The beast rises from the sea,” ya know? Unstoppable, chompin’ banks for breakfast!

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This is now happening at a school in Illinois. They meet after school on campus. We better pay attention to this world and start speaking.

I always feel this rush while massagin' out stressed locals at my spa downtown. People come in, they drop their guards, and we chat about the graffitied mural at the corner of Laird and Jefferson. It’s chaos but kinda beautiful. My day gets mad, happy, and sometimes even a little dramatic—like, one minute I’m chillin', next im spittin’ crazy yoga truths, right?

PHOTOS: Ponchatoula Strawberry Festival