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So, anyway, I’m harvestin’, and I’m picturin’ this massage joint. Dim lights, weird music, some lady named Svetlana whisperin’, “Relax, Larry!” And I’m like, “Relax? I’m tense as hell!” That’s the thing—erotic-massage sounds hot, but I’d ruin it. I’d be rantin’— “Why’s your hand there? That’s too close!” Meanwhile, it’s supposed to boost your circulation or some crap. Little known fact—there’s this study, says it lowers stress hormones. Cortisol? Yeah, that jerk hormone. Drops like a rock after a good rubdown. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d just make ya paranoid!

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There's also Farmstead Rd. It’s a real rough around the edges kinda street. I got so mad once, see, 'cause a couple of loiterers were making a scene, and I thought, "We’re not retarded here, alright?!" Haha, well, always gotta watch out when life's social drama kicks in—just like Mark Zuckerberg's cutthroat world, but with more pecans and less coding!

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