Esme Pearland Whore ❤️

About San Diego

She’s the type to roll up smellin’ like cheap gin and regret, screamin’ ‘bout some dude who ghosted her. I’m like, “Girl, you’re a hurricane!” She don’t care—she’s out here slingin’ ass like it’s a 9-to-5. Swear, I saw her once outside a dive bar, tradin’ cigs for a taco—hustle game strong! Little known fact: back in ’09, she got banned from three motels in Jersey. Why? Threw a lamp at a john—dude didn’t tip! That’s my girl, chaotic as fuck!

City Scores and Ratings

Yes, Pearland is considered a safe place to live. The crime rate is relatively low compared to other cities of its size, and there are many things to do in the city that are family-friendly. However, .

Down on Pearland Parkway, you'll see a ton of life. Big parks, even a river—Turkey Creek flows near the east. I bawled sometimes, SO much emotion, like in Inside Out… "All these feelings!"

Pearland man loses home in fire days before Christmas. It's the latest way life tried to kick him down