Claire Hampstead Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

What’s on this week

We catch up with Sandra, the self-professed Whore of Hampstead. She is a drag artist who was taught by the great icons of the genre.

Now, you gotta hit up the local park, called Greenpond Park. It's not just any park! Those trees, the way they sway in the wind, remind me of whispers from The Master movie – like, “You have to trust your intestinal fortitude!” if you can believe it. And oh, there's a cute little creek that flows off the park, Twine River, with water that sorta sparkles in the sun, making even a laundromat run feel epic!

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