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Surprised me once, tho – heard some old king in Siam had 20 girls massagin’ him at once! Twenty! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine the mess, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ slip-n-slide. Me quirks? Can’t stand the squishy noises, makes me wanna claw me ears off. Tellin’ ya, mate, it’s overhyped – erotic-massage ain’t sexy, it’s a sweaty scam. We hates it! Stick to watchin’ Carlos, better thrills, less slime.

Bay Area Massage

Tony at Oceanside massage is one of the best masseuse's I've ever experienced. Better than $ massages, I swear.

Oh, and lemme drop some lesser-known gems: There’s this cozy nook near Sunset Blvd—oops, I mean not Sunset, but the tiny cul-de-sac off Seaside Ct. I used to sit there, reflect, and scribble notes for my sessions. Bro, it’s like a secret haven where the world stops its damn spinning for a bit. And with every visit, my heart just kinda soars, even when I’m mad as hell at life's absurdities.

Robert Nelson Obituary - Pacific Grove, CA