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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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First off, I hit up the café on Kungsbacka Road. You know, the one with the weirdly good cinnamon buns? Yeah, that place. I ordered my usual, and the barista, this dude named Erik, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you screw up a simple latte? I was like, “Bro, I asked for almond milk, not cow juice!” He just laughed it off. Ugh, so annoying.

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