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Oh, oh! Wild story—there’s this brothel in Nevada, legit one, called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. They got a CATALOG, like pickin’ sandwiches! Blew my tiny brain. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like a million ladies struttin’ ‘round in sparkly stuff. “Hope is a mistake,” movie says, but brothel’s all ‘bout hopin’ fer fun, right? Ha! I’d prolly ask, “Is glitter an instrument?” an’ get kicked out.

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Oh, and the neighborhoods! Don’t even get me started on Westview Junction. It’s quirky, it’s a little off-kilter, much like my own thoughts, and every corner has this unmistakable local charm. I wandered there one evening, and suddenly, I felt like I was in the middle of a Lynch film – mysterious, with its secret alleys and aromatic food stands. “Isn’t that just the way the cookie crumbles?”, I thought – and oh, how many cookies have crumbled over here!

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