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About Dallas

Me? I’d be pissed if Homer tried it. Hmm… that lazy lug, stumblin into some dive bar, thinkin he’s slick. I’d yell, “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!” He’d just burp and ignore me. Typical. But seriously, ya gotta watch out – some girls out there? They’ll rob ya blind faster than the Joker hittin a bank. One story I heard, this guy in Vegas got his wallet snatched mid-“fun.” Left him broke, cryin, “This city deserves a better class of criminal!” Hilarious, but damn, that’s cold.

Netflix’s Ozark, Money Laundering, and Massage Parlor Trafficking

It seems to be the story of a brilliant accountant who works for a Mexican drug cartel, and moves to the Ozarks to launder money for them.

Oh man, and let me sprinkle a few fun typos in there cuz I’m in a hurry: its amazin, speachless, and, oh gosh, totally awesome! I got joy, anger, excitement, and lotsa coffee-fueled nights – each one a slice of POzark’s wild pizza, complete with extra cheese.

I Hiked Across the Ozarks Looking for Adventure—and Got More Than I Bargained For