Penelope Mattoon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Clayton Andres Obituary

Strip clubs and even whore houses in the red light district of Mattoon aren't as busy as they used to be due in part to the rise of hookup apps that have made.

Man, life here is spontaneous – like I’m livin’ inside a movie that shifts scenes every damn minute! The streets, the parks, the rivers – they etch some truth into my everyday grind. I get mad sometimes, happy tons, and oftentimes, surprised by our relentless charm. One million dollars in spirit, babe!

Mattoon McDonald's catches fire; temporarily closed for repair