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So, check it—brothels been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den,” how badass is that? Girls howlin’ for coin, dudes stumblin’ in all drunk. Made me laugh, thinkin’ of some toga-wearin’ fool losin’ his sandals there. But real talk—it’s messy. Got me pissed once, hearin’ ‘bout this joint in Amsterdam where they taxed the workers double—greedy bastards! “The land is life,” Pocahontas whispers in the movie, but brothels? They’re like life’s shady cousin.

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I’ve seen so many souls here, comin’ in for a relax session at my place, and lemme tell ya: every one’s unique. I’ve had chatty clients spillin’ secrets, and sometimes, I feel like a therapist in a cheap suit. Heh. The service at my massage parlor is pure gold, full of sass, mistakes, and warmth. Like that scene in Moolaadé – you know, when they shout “Sunu, betu!” in a frenzy? Yeah, that vibe.

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