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So check it, sex-dating’s all bout gettin laid quick – no mushy stuff, no “are we real or a copy?” like in the movie. It’s swipe right, bam, meet up, get it on! I was shocked, y’all – folks out there bangin strangers like it’s nothin! Back in my day, ya had to charm em first, maybe buy a beer. Now? Apps got profiles screamin “DTF” – down to, uh, fornicate, ya dig? Made me mad seein how easy some punks got it – where’s the work ethic?!

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Then there’s Lakeview Heights. The streets twist like spaghetti – Maple Dr, Birch Ln, and ohhh, Elm Street! They twist and turn, making ya go “Hmmm!” Sometimes I get lost, but I honestly love it, even when I’m mad as hell cause every wrong turn feels like a mini cosmic joke.

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