Makayla Lucerne Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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So, check this—whore’s got history, yeah? Oldest gig goin’, swear down. Back in medieval times, they’d tax ‘em—called it “whore’s pence”! Fuckin’ wild, right? Government’s like, “Cheers, love, pay up!” Made me laugh, then pissed me off—still exploited, always screwed over. You idiot sandwich! Can’t you see the pattern? Same shit, different century!

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The Valley of Lucerne is the first book in the New World series, and is the third longest of the series.

The locals? They are righteous! I've rubbed shoulders with eccentric artists, spirited soul searchers, and even a few badass bikers. We share good vibes and stories, sometimes with witty quips – “The Return, baby, or nah?” echoes around. I'm always amazed at how spontaneously life rolls here. Makes me mad sometimes – why can’t the world be as chill as our streets? But then, it fills me with happy that I get to chill in these cool blocks of grooves.

Expect marble-sized hail with thunderstorms in Apple and Lucerne Valleys Sunday