Emily Goulds Brothel ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—a place where people pay for, y’know, *company*? Pretty, pretty good, right? But also—kinda nuts! Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some sleazy guy in a tracksuit? I bet he’s got gold chains, smells like cheap cologne—drives me up the wall! I mean, c’mon, it’s 2025, and we’re still doin’ this? I’m picturin’ WALL-E, that lil’ trash robot, rollin’ in—beep-boop— “What is this garbage?!” He’d lose his mind, all those humans payin’ for a quick “EVE” moment—y’know, somethin’ to love for five minutes.

What is a brothel?

I won't lie, sometimes I get mad. Traffic jams at Whitmore’s Cross drive me nuts. But then, I chill at Parkside Café on Brook Ln – best coffee ever. It’s my zen zone. I drop my thoughts, like, “That coffee wake me up, man!”

Gordon Gould | Laser inventor, Optics pioneer