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First off, it’s shady as hell. You don’t just stroll up to some gal and go, “Hey, how’s biz?” Nah, there’s codes, signals—little known fact: back in the ‘70s, pimps used matchbooks to advertise. Dropped ‘em at bars, scribbled numbers inside. Clever, but sleazy. I hate clever sleaze. Makes my skin crawl, like when Larry Gopnik’s wife ditched him for that smug bastard Sy Ableman. “I’m a serious man,” Larry whines—yeah, me too, pal, ‘til I’m scoutin’ hookers.

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I was wanderin’ around Riverbend Park the other day, and oh my gosh, that winding river just chillin’ there! Reminds me of Joy in "Inside Out" – bright n’ sparkling. I was feelin' all happy n' upbeat, ya know? But then, BAM, right when I was dustin’ off my relaxation vibes, traffic on Birch Ln. nearly got me mad – like, seriously, c’mon, man! Ain’t nobody got time for slowpokes, eh?

Red Sox ace Garrett Crochet is ‘fine’ after line drive grazes his nose and glove