Mari De Kruiskamp Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, check this—down in Bikini Bottom, we don’t judge, but whores? They’re everywhere! Not, like, literally, but ya get me. I heard this wild tale once—some gal in the 1800s, worked the docks, made more gold than Squidward’s got complaints! True story, swear on me spatula. She’d charm sailors, then—whoosh—gone with their loot! “I don’t even know who you are,” she’d say, total Memento vibes. Sneaky, right? Made me laugh ‘til I bubbled!

Activiteiten in de wijk

Veel nieuws over De Kruiskamp in de zaterdag editie van het @brabants_dag vandaag.

After that chaos, I decide to take a break. I float over to the little café by the water, you know, the one on the corner of de Havenstraat? I grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m sippin’ and watchin’ the world go by. People are walking their dogs, couples are arguing, and I’m just there, chillin’.