Lucy Federal Way Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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I got a lil’ quirk, okay? I sometimes give free massages at tiny corners like near the Federal Way Community Center on 352nd Ave S. People say, “Bugs, you got skills, doc.” I always reply, “Eh, what’s up, doc?” And they crack up. It’s like sharing a quick secret, you know?

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