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Oh, and the profiles! “I luv adventure!” but they’re glued to Netflix. I’d rather flay ‘em than date ‘em. Exaggerating? Maybe. But sex-dating’s a battlefield—swipe left, or it’s “shame, shame, shame” all over again. Happy? When it works, sure—quick, dirty, done. Rest’s a slog. “The seasons turn, and so do we,” Kim Ki-duk’s monk’d say. Me? I’m just here, smirking, ruling this chaos. You try it, tell me I’m wrong!

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Then there’s Gray’s Lake Park—pure chill vibes, man. I love sneaking off there for a quiet moment. Sometimes, I sit by the water when the moon’s high, thinking deep thoughts. It’s like the city whispers secrets in the breeze, reminiscent of those haunting lines from “Let the Right One In.” I’m always grinning, thinking, “This is where the freaks come out at night, motherf***er!”

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