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About Reykjavik

Here’s a nugget – old timers say she’s cursed! Some miner in ‘49 swore she winked at him, took his gold, left him with dust! True? Who knows! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s fun, right? Like paintin’ a happy lil’ cloud, only it’s *Whore* laughin’ at ya. Oh, and in *Grand Budapest* style, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” – or in this case, my bank account!

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So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all good with my pastry in hand. I pass by the Gardabaer church, you know, the one that looks like it’s straight outta a fairy tale? I stop for a sec to snap a pic. I’m all about that Instagram life, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly takes me out. Like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! I’m just trying to enjoy my pastry here!

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