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Little secret, precious—didja know escortin’s old as dirt? Back in Rome, they had fancy ladies called “lupae”—means she-wolves, howlin’ for coin! *snickers* Bet they didn’t have no Tinder, eh? We’s tickled pink thinkin’ ‘bout that! Oh, and once—true story—a copper in London got nabbed hirin’ one, mid-shift! *slaps knee* What a plonker, eh?

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No Escort Required is a romantic comedy with a case of mistaken identity, a dash of action, a smattering of Alice in Wonderland easter eggs.

I always think of my first day openin’ up here – heart racin', masseuse hands tremblin’ – and the town just whispered, “here’s Johnny!” True story, buddy. Dacula’s got layers, like an onion that stings ya in the eye but tastes oh so good later.

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