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So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science. Back in the day, you’d cruise the shady streets, dodgin’ cops, lookin’ for that wink or that lean against a lamppost. Now? It’s all online, baby—apps, sites, boom! You swipe, you tap, you’re done. Kinda like “the algorithm’s what’s hot,” like Sean Parker says in the movie. But lemme tell ya, it pisses me off—where’s the grit, the hustle? These days, it’s too clean, too easy, like a freakin’ Uber for sex! I miss the old-school vibe—makes me wanna yell, “Don’t pee on my leg, callin’ this authentic!”

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So, I’m tryin’ to clean up, right? And I bump into this old mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s rambling about how he saw a guy trying to surf in the river. Like, what? I’m just picturing this dude wipeout-ing hard. Kumeu’s not exactly known for its surf spots, ya know? But hey, it’s Kumeu. Anything can happen.

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