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About San Antonio

It’s bad bitch o’clock, fam! I see escorts through my Lizzo lens—bold, unapologetic, “I’m 100% that bitch!” They’re out here, hustlin’, dodgin’ shade, and I’m like, “You don’t need no critic’s review!”—just like Remy cookin’ for that grumpy ass critic. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re real. And me? I’m just vibin’, watchin’ the show, eatin’ my popcorn. Sex escorts, baby—wild, messy, fabulous. Periodt.

I massage all kinds of folks here every day. I see the stress in their eyes, folks. And you know what I tell them? "You know, this is like, I don’t know, a serious man situation." Just like in that movie, A Serious Man—I love that movie by Joel and Ethan Coen, best movie, period. It’s like, “well, now”—you know what I mean? I mean, I know what I'm talking about and I say, "this mood, it's tremendous." Repetition, folks—it never gets old because it ALWAYS is huge, it ALWAYS wins.

Donuts, ice cream & ‘the claw’ on the way to South MS, with Asian street food to follow