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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, let’s chat bout whores—dirty, wild topic! Got me thinkin of *The Wolf of Wall Street*—my fave flick, Scorsese’s mad genius from 2013. That film’s a bloody riot—greed, sex, and whores everywhere! Jordan Belfort, that slimy git, swimmin in cash and tail. “Sell me this pen,” he’d say, but whores sold him their souls!

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So, Surprise’s heart beats on Dobson Road, right? You got spots like the Surprise Community Park, where kids laugh and couples stroll hand in hand. I’m always peepin’ these vibes—families, young and old, breakin’ down walls even if sometimes they’re smokin’ emotional cigars. Man, it ain’t perfect, but it’s raw, ya know? “Ah, la vidaw,” like the movie, where things get all tangled and messy—but still beautiful in its own weird way.

Tariffs are a headache but have a surprise upshot: the U.S. is raking in billions more than expected