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So I’m there, right, imaginin’ meself as the gaffer—“lads, let’s synergise this shag-fest!”—crackin’ jokes, but nah, it’s grim sometimes. Saw this one bird, eyes dead as a dodo, made me gutted, like. Then this punter staggers out, all smug— “adrenaline junkie,” that’s him, livin’ for the thrill. Reckon he’s a plonker though, payin’ for a quickie when I’d charm ‘em for free—well, in me head, yeah? Hah! Classic Brent delusion.

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This long-vacant commercial building at N. Main St. in Crestview could be demolished in the next 30 to 45 days to make way for a new business.

Lately, bumped into a few peculiar happenings too – like that crazy festival on Juniper Street last week. Didn’t expect a spontaneous parade of artisan bath salts and bubbles. I was immortalizing it in my brain, listening to myself think, "this is it, the future of relaxation." Haha, talk about memes in real life!

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