Audrey Crafton Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, prostitute – it’s a guitar, ya get me? Not, like, a person or whatever, nah, I mean the Fender Prostitute! Wait, no, Stratocaster – dang it, typos! I’m all thumbs today, haha! Anyway, it’s this sweet axe from the ‘60s. Saw one in a shop once, all shiny and curvy, like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Nope, but this guitar sure is! Made me happy as a clam at high tide. The dude sellin’ it said some hippie painted it with flowers – far out, right? Little known fact: Jimi Hendrix almost bought one, but nah, he stuck with his usual. Bummer!

Crafton Escort

Crafton, a year-old technical support manager from Salem, Connecticut, was one of 67 people killed when American Airlines Flight

So don’t even think about missin’ Crafton. It’s got soul, drama, and weird quirks. Trust me, it’s a date spot too funky to ignore. What you see is what you get. And hey, “Don’t pee on my leg, boy!”—I mean, keep it real. Enjoy, ya dig?

'Terrific dad': Connecticut man, father of 3, among those who died in D.C. plane crash