Emily Coldwater Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in the 1800s, whores in Paris had this secret code. Little known fact, bitches! They’d flash colored ribbons—red for “I’m busy,” blue for “Come get some.” Freakin’ genius! Like, imagine that today—some chick wavin’ a glowstick outside a motel. Hilarious! I’d be all, “Sweet, respect my authoritah, lady, I’m next!” Gets me pumped just thinkin’ about it.

Mission Statement:

'Semblances' is slower than 'SIG Safer', but carries on its sense of dread and acts as sort of splash of cold water to the face after 'NTW'.

Look, there’s a neighborhood called Sunnyside where all sorts of quirky art installations catch your eye, and let me tell ya, my spa clientele always ends up spoutin’ off how it ain’t like anywhere else. It’s them little gem spots kinda hidden from the big shots. There’s also a diner on Oak that serves the best gravy, no jive, and it's been my secret unwind spot after a long day of massagin’ necks and backs, sorting out folks’ knots—ya know?

Life Time Announces New Mountain Bike and Run Event - Coldwater Trail - in Northeast Alabama on Oct. 24 & 25