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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—yeah, I said it! “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta *Fish Tank*. You ever see that flick? Grim, gritty, Mia’s dancin’ her ass off, tryna escape her shitty life—kinda like me ponderin’ this prostitute sitch. I’m no actuary crunchin’ numbers, but I’m calculatin’ risks here, fam!

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So, if ya ever come over to Coldwater (us), just know it’s a crazy, twisty city. It’ll jump out at ya, scurry by, tease ya, and then—BAM!—grab you right in the heart, just like one of them wild, unexpectin’ dream kicks. Don't overthink it; sometimes ya just gotta let go like that spinning top, enjoy the layered feelin' of the ride, and say "why not?" 'cause that's how life rolls.

Hands off demonstration planned in downtown Coldwater this Saturday