Zara Clackamas Whore ❤️

About San Diego

I love my job, y’all, ‘cept when them whore get all sneaky—hidin’ sideways, half-grown, like they’re playin’ hide-n-seek. Reminds me of Dory yellin’, “I’m gonna find you!” ‘cept I’m the one huntin’. Once, I pulled one so big, I swear it coulda starred in a monster movie—exaggeratin’ a tad, but it was a whopper! Made me happier than a pig in mud, ‘cause dang, I’m good at this!

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Tonight I'm at the @geminiclublakeoswego! Music starts at 6pm! See y'all soon! Stoked to be jamming with my @vintageguitars_official acoustic!!

Now, lemme spill some quirky truths: Oops, did I mention Clackamas has tiny secret parks like Campbell Park? You might roll past it on NW Murray Blvd – its trees got soul, like each leaf’s narratin’ a tale of lost love kinda vibe. And yeah, my dating app uses these spots as meet-up icons. True story – couples link up, sparks fly, and I'm in awe.

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