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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Politicians ban em, then sneak in backdoors—literal and not. Makes my blood boil—own your shit, ya cowards! But what cracks me up? The madams runnin the show. Total bosses! Like Ines in *Toni Erdmann*—zero fucks, just results. One time, I read bout this madam who rigged a phonograph to spy on clients—OG surveillance tech! Had me geekin out—privacy’s been dead forever, huh?

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Yo, neighborhoods here are like fractal zones. Downtown is super sleek; all glass towers, coded lights at night – reminds me of SpaceX launch screens. Meanwhile, the East End is a maze of indie cafes, battered brick walls, and vendors selling odd trinkets. Btw, if you wander along Clockwork Alley (yeah, they named it after some fun clock tower relic), you'll see street artists sprayin’ vivid tags that shout “Absurdity is our middle name!”

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