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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m ragin’ already—people think it’s all posh spa vibes, but nah, it’s messy, mate! Hands slidin’ everywhere, oils muckin’ up the place—makes me wanna yell, “Get it together, you muppet!” Been around since forever, yeah? Ancient Greeks were at it—called it “bodywork,” bunch of toga-wearing weirdos rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’. Fact is, it’s not just sexy time—proper ones fix your knackered muscles! Had one meself once, felt like Nemo’s dad screamin’, “I gotta find my son!”—except I was huntin’ for me bloody dignity under them towels!

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But then, the waiter spills water all over my lap. I’m soaked! I’m laughing, but inside, I’m like, “Really, Terekti? You’re gonna do me like that?” The waiter’s super apologetic, but I’m just trying to enjoy my meal.

Vice Minister of National Economy Bauyrzhan Omarbekov met with residents of the Terektinsky district