Charlotte Amarillo Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

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Carla Burr said these new hybrid gangs have no real loyalty that lasts. Hooker said you could have Bloods and Crips in the same hybrid gang.

• Big Texan Steak Ranch on 42nd Ave – yeah, you heard me. Steaks bigger than your dreams, homie. I almost got mad when my last date took forever – like, "yo where’s the love?" But damn, beef makes up 4evr.

2025 Fajita Fest returns to Amarillo this Saturday