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About San Antonio

So sex escort bugs, they’re these funky beetles, right? They’re called Pyrrhocoris apterus—firebugs! Little red dudes with black spots, lookin all snazzy. They don’t fly, just strut around like, “I’m too cool for wings!” And I’m sittin here thinkin, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I see stuff all goofy-like! These bugs, they bang like crazy, no shame! The dudes just chase the ladies, and it’s all “Wham, bam, thank ya ma’am!”

Introduction

Start off on Maple & 3rd – yep, that’s one of the heart beats. The street’s lined with vintage cafes and quirky street art. I sometimes get mad at the way it changes too fast, but its charm? Unmatched! And then there's Broadway Alley near Grandview Park. Ahhh, man, Grandview Park is where I go to think and, like, reset. Its trees are lush, and I've had my fair share of happy thoughts under them, just like in that movie Dogville – “Leave nothing behind but happy memories… and a bit of truth” (yep, borrowin’ that vibe).

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