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Prostitutes, bless their hearts, they’re out there hustlin’, makin’ ends meet in a world that’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra! I ain’t judgin’—heck, I’ve worn skirts so short folks thought I was sellin’ somethin’ myself! Little known fact, darlin’: back in olden days, some of ‘em gals in Paris—fancy ones, y’know—used to wear red ribbons round their necks to show they was “available.” Kinda like a flirty little billboard! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle thinkin’ ‘bout it, but then I get all misty-eyed too.

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Not every day is sunshine though. Ever seen how hot it gets on Gamma Blvd? Total meltdown. Makes ya mad. I was like, "C'mon Holy Motors, take me away!" But even those days shape ya, eh? They remind me that every day’s a wild ride.

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