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Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe she’s 8 foot tall in me head, towerin’ over ya, like, “Oi, pay up, shortarse!” Made me happy just picturin’ it – proper bonkers. But nah, keep it grounded – she’s sly, quick-witted, maybe nicks your wallet if you’re too slow. “We’re adventurers, we’re free!” – that’s her vibe, dodgin’ coppers, livin’ wild. Game ends with you either broke or smitten – classic! I’d play it meself, swear down, just for the giggles. What d’ya reckon, mate? Top-tier idea or what?

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I’m always smitten by how raw and real it remains despite all the gentrification buzz. Locals still hawk their wares on narrow lanes, even if some proper posh types are tryin’ to change the scene. It makes me mad and happy all at once. I've had tears, laughter and bits in between on those quaint benches along the River Thames (yeah, the Thames sneaks by too—mad secret bit, innit?).

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