Ashley West Ilsley Whore ❤️

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Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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Local elections throughout West Berkshire are taking place on Thursday 4th May. This is for all the parish councils, including West Ilsley.

I gotta become a bit personal now. I've clocked some wild times in West-Ilsley. I'll never forget that one time I wandered down Sycamore Street (proper narrow and twisty, innit) and bumped into a cheeky bloke who started spoutin’ off existential mumbo jumbo about free will and destiny. I was like, "Reet, mate? Ain't we all just fascinated by this cosmic burrito?" Hah! Truly insane, but that's real talk 'round these parts.

A34 reopens after earlier combine harvester crash