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Found out some prostitutes got secret lives, man. This one chick, she’s a painter by day—*“A great artist!”*—like Remy’s chef vibes, but with glitter and fishnets. Blew my mind! Thought she’d be all shady, but nah, she’s chill, tellin’ me stories ‘bout johns who cry after. Sad, but kinda funny—imagine a dude blubberin’ while I’m floatin’ there, tentacles wigglin’. *“Not everything is a competition!”* I yell in my head, but damn, humans are dramatic.

Police crackdown on Tooting Common prostitution

Prostitution has a long and inglorious history in the capital. The stereotype is of shady goings-on tucked away in Soho's infamous red light district.

I admit, sometimes I get mad, bout noise or messy roads, but hey, it’s Tooting – a proper character! Oh – once, in a fit of rage, I sat cross-legged at Tooting Bec and shouted, "Timbuktu, my friend, Timbuktu!" (Pause… That flick, man!) “For sometimes the beast of soul roams untamed!” Crazy, right?!

'Tooting Four' guilty of harassment after protest at Sadiq Khan's home