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About Bristol

Anyways, this chick I saw, swear she’s like NJ from *Yi Yi*, y’know, “I’ve lived a boring life” – but hers ain’t boring, just fucked up. Probly started young, roped in by some sleazy git. Happiest I felt was when she smirked at me – cheeky cow! – like she knew I weren’t judgin’. Surprised me, that did, ‘cos usually they’re all guarded, faces like stone. Ozzy don’t judge, tho – live and let live, mate!

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Kinda guy who weighs no more than 8 stone, in a voi jumper and a scruffy pair of Nike airs who thinks he’s a know gangster because he can bench press 45kg and his dad’s in prison for .

I gotta confess, sometimes I get mad at the lack of proper nightlife spots. I mean, come on, where’s the magic? But then there's a down value pub on George Street where the locals come to unwind. It’s not all glitz but it’s got grit. Like in that film, when Llewyn Davis says, "I’m a man on a mission, but I'm never gonna get there," I sometimes feel that way too, but honey, that's just life, ain’t it?

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