Ashley Klagenfurt Am Woerthersee Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vienna

So brothel—sorry, bloody typos—*brotula*, there we go. Looks like an eel fucked a cod. Long, slimy, sneaky bastard. Got this glowin’ lure—bioluminescence, mate! Lures prey like a dodgy pimp. “You’re a dead man, walking,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Spike Lee’s streets. Found one once, off Bermuda—fuckin’ shocked me! Thought it was a sea monster. Rare as hell, barely studied. Fishermen hate ‘em—slippery, no good for eatin’. Tastes like arse, prolly.

Tabaris – Das Laufhaus in Klagenfurt

Some of the most exclusive nightclubs in the world! High above Klagenfurt, close to the Wörthersee, a unique castle, indeed the first of its kind in the world.

Aaaand man, lemme spill a secret: that little cafe near Kreuzbergl—madly underrated—brews a killer cup of joe. I often catch myself, mid-sit, like, "This is it... this exact spot... it's magic, truly." I'm not even exaggerating.

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