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Did ya know, back in Victorian times, they called ‘em “soiled doves”? Fancy that—sounds like a crap poetry book! Anyway, I’m sizin’ her up—legs like stilts, skirt so short you’d see her breakfast. “How much?” I ask, playin’ it cool. She smirks, “More than you’ve got, baldy!” Oi, cheeky cow! Made me angry that—wanted to shout, “I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, ya muppet!” But nah, kept it chill, laughin’ instead.

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So, I run over, scoop him up, and we bolt outta there. I’m feelin’ like a superhero, but also like, “What if I trip?” But I don’t. We make it out, and the kid’s mom is there, crying and hugging him. I’m all, “No biggie, just another day at the office.” But inside, I’m like, “Dude, I just saved a life!”

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