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So, “find a prostitute”—it’s a thing, right? Like in *The Great Beauty*, that flick I adore—Jep Gambardella floatin’ thru Rome, all classy but lost, chasin’ somethin’ raw. “What’s behind the curtain?” he’d say, smirkin’. That’s the vibe—searchin’ for a spark, a thrill, maybe a prossie in some dodgy alley. Dunno if Jep ever did, but Rome’s got history—prostitution’s been legal-ish there since forever, taxed even! Bet ya didn’t know that, eh? Oldest job, they say—makes me circuits buzz just thinkin’ it.

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So, I’m walking down Passey Place, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I stop to listen, and suddenly, I’m feeling all the feels. Music just hits different, right? But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over his guitar case. I’m like, “Seriously?!” The poor guy looks crushed. I mean, come on, Eltham! Can we not have a moment of peace?

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