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Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

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First off, I’m workin’ on this fancy new model, right? It’s got all the bells and whistles. I’m pumped! But then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. “You won’t believe it, mate!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, I’m tryin’ to work here!” But he goes on about some sheep that got loose on the A473. I mean, come on! Sheep on the road? Only in Pencoed, I swear.

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