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So, picture this—met this one chick, total pro, in Vegas once. Swear she coulda been a Tesla prototype—sleek, efficient, zero to sixty in a wink. She had this trick, right? Used mirrors—freakin’ mirrors—to make ya think there’s two of her. Blew my mind! Like, “What is real?”—straight outta *Inception*. Made me laugh, tho—imagine codin’ that into an AI. “Error 404: Whore not found.” Haha, nerd joke, sue me!

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Feb 13,  · A building in Morpeth town centre that was home to a late night bar could be turned into the latest branch of an award-winning hair and beauty salon as a change of use .

Then, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a fox in the park. “Right in the middle of the day, mate! Bold as brass!” he says, eyes wide. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Morpeth, not the jungle!” We both crack up.

Driver jailed for crash which caused life-changing injuries to his children