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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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First off, I’m tryin’ to find my way to the uni. I’m on High Street, and let me tell ya, it’s a maze! I’m like, “Where’s the map?” But then I spot this cute café, The Coffee House. I’m like, “Okay, I need caffeine.” I pop in, and the barista’s got this wild hairdo. I swear, it looked like a bird’s nest. But hey, she’s super friendly. I order a flat white, and she’s like, “You mean a latte?” I’m like, “Nah, mate, flat white!”

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