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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – I’m a ratcatcher, catchin’ all the sneaky vibes, and I’ve got a wild tale about this one bird, a proper whore, yeah! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In” – that moody vampire gig from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, pure genius, baby! It’s all dark, twisted, and shag-tastic, just like this story’s gonna be.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what I just saw!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he saw a guy in a banana suit dancing on the beach. Like, who does that? But hey, it’s Margate, so I guess it’s normal. I mean, we’ve got the Turner Contemporary and all, but a dude in a banana suit? Classic Margate.

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