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But—fuck—some places piss me off. Greasy dudes promisin’ “happy endings” for a quick buck. Cheapens it, ya know? Like when Esposito says, “A guy can change anything—except his passions.” Sexual-massage done right? Art, mate. Done wrong? Feels like a scam. Had this one time—Jakarta, I think—lass with hands like silk, but she’s yappin’ bout her ex mid-stroke. Killed the vibe—surprised me how fast I bolted!

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First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

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