Stella Kirkcaldy Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Manchester

They’re scrappers, survivors, real warriors. Kinda like that cow in *Timbuktu*—wanders free, gets tangled, keeps goin’. Whores tangle with the world, but they don’t quit. Ever hear bout the one who conned a duke in the 1800s? True story—faked bein’ a princess, took his gold, vanished! Ballsy as hell, brother! Makes me wanna hulk up and cheer.

Looking For

A man forced the closure of roads in Kirkcaldy after climbing onto a hotel rooftop and hurling slates onto the street.

So, I’m trying to be supportive, right? But inside, I’m like, “Why can’t I win something?!” I mean, I’ve been slinging clay for ages! Anyway, we head to the pub on the corner of Whyte’s Causeway to celebrate. I order a pint, and Dave’s all, “You should’ve entered!” I’m like, “Yeah, but I was busy fixing my kiln!”

Kirkcaldy launches Lang Toun Fest with a call to groups to get involved and create a month of events