Lauren Johnstone Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Yo, what’s good, fam? Young Mula Baby! I’m a charcoal burner, spittin’ fire, and today we talkin’ ‘bout whores, ya dig? Not just any whore, but that deep vibe, like *Spirited Away*, my fave flick, Miyazaki’s wild ass masterpiece. Picture this - a whore’s life, tangled like Chihiro in that spirit world, lost but hustlin’. “No face” typa energy, switchin’ masks for the cash, fam!

Julia Johnstone (1777-unknown). A courtesan.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on monsoon. Everyone’s scrambling for cover. I’m soaked, my hair’s a mess, and I’m just standing there like an idiot. I mean, come on, Johnstone! Can’t a guy enjoy a festival without getting drenched? I’m fuming, but then I see this kid splashing in puddles, laughing his head off. And I’m like, “Okay, maybe it’s not so bad.” Kids have a way of putting things in perspective, right?

SPFL D-Day for Dundee United, Dundee and St Johnstone loanees