Brooklyn Hove Whore ❤️

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Oi, precious, me’s a Nose, sniffin’ out rot! We’s talkin’ ‘bout whores today – yeh, them sneaky ones! We hates it! Slinking ‘round, all perfumed up, thinkin’ they’s clever. Makes me nose twitch, it does! Been watchin’ this one tart – proper loud she was, laughin’ too much. Reminds me o’ that Tree o’ Life flick – “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ha! She weren’t there, struttin’ her bits like she owns the dirt!

Since you’re here…

First ride of the day, I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be chill. But nah, this lady storms in, all flustered. She’s got this massive dog with her. I mean, HUGE. Like, I’m pretty sure it could eat my lunch and still be hungry. She’s like, “Hold the door!” and I’m like, “Lady, it’s an elevator, not a bus!” But I hit the button, and in comes this beast. I’m squished between a dog and a very stressed-out woman.

Hove Salvation Army hosts open day this weekend