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About Bristol

But then, fuckin’ pimps, man – they piss me off. Beatin’ on ‘em, takin’ their cash. I’d whack ‘em all if I could. “What are we doing out here?” – that’s Carol talkin’, but I feel it too. Whores got dreams, same as us. Ever hear ‘bout that French whore, Mary somethin’? Middle Ages, banged her way to a castle – legit! Shocked the shit outta me. Smart cookie, playin’ kings like fiddles. Gotta admire that.

A Brief History of Holmes Chapel

Tries: M Beresford, M Manning, A Willis ; Conversions: A Stewart ; Penalties: A Stewart.

First off, I head down to the local café on Station Road. You know the one, the cute little spot with the best scones? I’m all set for a proper breakfast. But guess what? They’re out of my fave blueberry scones! Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, all hangry, thinking, “What’s a guy gotta do for a scone around here?” So, I settle for a plain one. Ugh, life’s tough, right?

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